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Stephen, did you know when I was in Montessori school as a five-year-old?

They asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up, and they're like, Jared, what do you want to be when you grow up?

And I was like, a YouTuber.

And they're like, well, what's that?

And I was like, you'll see.

Stephen, can you believe I said that when I was five?

Crazy.

You're like nostrodomis, predicting the future.

Or I should say nostril damas for you.

What?

Is that a Jewish joke, Stephen?

Nastral damas?

Nostral Damos. Oh, what are you trying to say?

That I have a big nose for a Jew. I don't even have a big nose for a Jew, okay? My nose is a

perfectly sized nose. My brother's nose, my dad's nose, my grandfather's nose, my uncle's nose,

my cousin's nose. They got kind of hook on the end of it. Gonzo? What?

Very gonzo-y. Very gonzo-y. Do you think Gonzo's Jewish? Did we Google this the other day?

I'm going to say yes. Gonsos Jewish. I don't even know Gonzo's voice. Anyway, I really did say that

when I was five. They asked me what I want to be. I'm like, I want to be a YouTuber. And that's crazy. They had no idea. I was like, you guys should buy Google. You guys should

buy Microsoft stock. You guys should buy a thing called Tesla. Did you have like the farmer's

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