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Stephen, I was trying to call you to talk to you.

You weren't supposed to send it to voicemail this time.

You only send it to the voicemail.

If I sent you a text, I'd say, Stephen, I'm going to say, stop trying to call.

Steven, leave you a vote.

I'm sending you a voicemail right now. I'm sending you a voicemail, so I'm going to leave you a voicemail.

Then I'll call you back.

But I was going to call you about something.

You know that pole that's in the middle of the street that I walk by every time I go to dinner?

The pole's stupid.

There's going to be a pole in the middle of the sidewalk.

It's just a stupid poll. Why are you going send me to voicemail

when I didn't want you to send me to voicemail, Stephen? First of all, you called me like 45 or an hour

before the podcast and you haven't left a voicemail yet this week, so I assumed you wanted to leave

a voicemail so I sent it directly to voicemail. I gave me the asshole button. I had something to say. I had something to say to you. I never know anymore. I'm like, wait, is he trying to leave voicemail?

Or should I actually answer and have a conversation with him?

Well, usually when I try to send a voice. I want to, don't pick up. I'm like, how do I know not to pick up?

It's getting to the point where my entire voicemail inbox is just all Jared Pullen.

Do you get voicemails from anybody?

Nobody uses the phone except you.

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