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So, Stephen, I just got back for my bike ride, and yes, I'm wearing spandex shorts.

They look hot, my ass, looks good at these.

But you don't pisses me off.

Runners who don't pay attention.

I'm in the bike lane and I'm riding la-di-da-di-da doing like 15 miles an hour,

16 miles now maybe more because I can pedal. I got big legs. And this runner's on the sidewalk

doing their thing on the sidewalk. Out of nowhere, she pulls a 90-degree turn and almost

runs right into me if I didn't like scream at her in the last second and startle the

shit out of her.

Not only did I startle the shit, she had headphones in.

She wasn't paying the fuck attention.

She was literally running down the sidewalk and out of nowhere decides to make a sharp right turn in the middle of a block.

Could you imagine if I was a truck or a bus or a car?

She would have been dead.

And if she ran into me, she would have hit a brick wall

because, you know, I'm strong and all.

It's a PSA to those runners.

Pay the fuck attention.

That woman's lucky I didn't kick her ass, Stephen.

Jeez. Actually, it's not even lucky I didn't kick her ass, Stephen. Jeez.

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