Sweet v-neck, Stephen.

And look at your slicked back hair.

What is going on with you?

Well, I had to go somewhere today, and I had to dress up.

So that's why I've got this nice slicked back hair, my glasses on.

My V-neck, which is actually an undershirt.

It's my sweat-proof undershirt that has giant pads under the underarms.

Really?

Because I sweat.

Dude, it is.

They're called Thompson T's.

They're not cheap.

They're like 20 bucks a pop.

But I will say, I never fear going out with like a gray shirt anymore because in the

past I would walk out and within 10 minutes, I have a giant sweat mark under my arm.

Now with these shirts,

as embarrassing it is to say it, I can actually walk out of the house and wear a light-colored shirt and not worry about sweating through it. So it's pretty... Dude, I used to actually bring

two pairs of shirts anywhere I went. I would always have a backup in the car because that's how

embarrassed I was about sweating.

This segment is not brought to you by Thompson Tees.

And if it was, I would get 12.5% and Stephen would get the rest.

But you know what?

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