Dude, my wife has a half day today, Thursday, and then tomorrow they're off, and then they're

off until like the third or fourth for Christmas break. I don't remember getting that many

days off when I was a kid. I don't recall, but I know my niece and nephew are off also,

and I think a lot of people are off today. I don't know why they're off Friday. Well,

I guess Friday makes sense, but Friday makes sense for Christmas Eve, but what about

not Thursday?

That's true.

Did you know, and I heard this fact somewhere, that more kids lose their virginity during

Christmas break than they do during the summer?

I don't know if this was a health class thing.

My wife teaches second grade.

I'm not talking about your wife's second

graders, though you never know anymore with these kids these days. They're not even zenials.

They're like the next edition. They're like they go back. It goes back to A. They become assholes

because it goes back to A, right? After Z is A. Oh, man. So they don't go by assholes? Are we recording?

I don't know.

What is after Xenials?

I don't know.

The world may never know.

Anyway, welcome back to Rawl Talk.

This is episode number 31.

So it happens to be the final Rawl-Talky McRotalkersen of the year.

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