Hey, Stephen.

You.

Guess what I'm doing on Saturday?

Riding your bike.

No, I may ride my bike, but my brother, the other day, asked me if I will watch the kids.

Oh, babysitting.

I've never been asked to watch the kids.

I volunteered to watch the kids before, but they've never taken me up on it.

He's going to come home to his house burning down.

Don't say that.

It's a joke.

So what happened is I guess my sister-in-law is going down the shore with her mother.

My brother's going to be reffing basketball.

He's got two basketball games in the afternoon.

You guys all ref, huh?

We do. my dad started umpiring baseball back in the day because I think he got tired of yelling at umpires

and thought that he could do a better job. Actually, I should probably ask him why did he start doing

it? Maybe. That sounds like it runs in the Poland family that you guys think you could do a better

job than everybody else. Well, he became a baseball umpire. Then he started to ref basketball.

So he did two sports. I started doing ice hot, baseball umpire. Then he started to ref basketball. So he did two sports.

I started doing ice hockey. Well, baseball first, then ice hockey. So I did baseball and ice hockey.

And then my brother got into doing basketball as well. And he does like varsity women's.

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