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All right, so we're talking today about first, worst date stories and our baddie Caroline, can we say your name?

Guess we already did. Can we say your name? It's like, cool. See your face. Okay. Has a first

worst date story that is pretty horrible. Can you tell us, like, how this date started?

Like, where did you meet this person?

Okay, so he was a hinged guy, but, like, kind of checked all the boxes.

So tell me, so he checked off your boxes.

What are your boxes?

Um, he was tall.

He had a really good job lived in hoboken and was from a like a nice affluent town in new jersey so it was like okay he was like safe like how weird could he be if

he worked at like a big four whatever checked all the boxes in that sense.

So we like texted a little bit before we went and he seemed normal.

So I was like, okay, let's go to dinner.

Normally I would only go for drinks on a first date, but he seemed like a normal person.

But definitely not at all.

Okay. So everything's perfect on paper. So where do you end up going i'm sorry i've lost track before so you went to to dinner to a dinner

a restaurant we went to dinner in hoboken okay we went up to dinner summer really nice started off great

he was cute he was actually tall he said he Like, everything was off to a good start.

Is that the dating? Like, yeah, because most men say they're five, they're five eleven and they're five seven.

But you're actually five ten. That's, that's the rule. Are you literally like when you see them first thing,

just like measuring them up to different landmarks around you around you well i'm lucky because i'm only

five foot so i can really get a gauge of half like if they're actually a foot taller than

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