Oh my God, welcome to T.S.F.S. Welcome back, Freigiac's brand new episode of the Sarah Frazier show.

I get a question for you. If you go to a restaurant and you see a rat, do you ever go back to that restaurant?

Like if, or is it off your list? You know, if you see a little red tattooy um hanging out on the

deck and you ordering yourself a giant pretzel and the sliders are you eating are you going or

you coming back okay i'll tell you there is never a dull moment in the Fraben household. You know, my last name is

Frazier, but when it comes to Schmann, we just, we, we, we blend the, uh, the last name.

So we get the Fravens, okay? We always say that's what our reality show would be called.

We go out to eat on Friday night here in the lovely city of Los Angeles. And we're sitting at this restaurant

with my brother-in-law. And my brother-in-law goes, oh my God, there's a rat. And it was like on the

stoop. It was like on the step of this, you know, like deck, like because it was a dining deck.

Very nice restaurant. And by the way, rated A. Like,

you know how restaurants in cities, I think this is in Washington, D.C. I know it's in New York

City. It's here in Los Angeles. They get a rating, A, B, C, D. And of course, they're only

putting up like an A rating. And actually, I don't even know, you know, I had to look like how that really

works because they're only going to advertise an A rating. And maybe that's why you only see A

ratings in windows, in restaurant windows. So this place had an A rating. So we're thinking

fantastic. Well, Rat Tatooie was looking dopey-eyed. Rat Tattooy looked like it had hit the Xanax.

I mean, it probably had been poisoned, honestly.

And it was hanging out on the stair for a good 10 minutes.

People were walking in and out by this rat.

I mean, it was a full rat in the restaurant.

And then finally, so we're just sitting there like, you know, we get our pretzel, we get our tater tots, we're eating them. I'm like, oh, God, I got to just like, I'm starving at this point. It's the end of the day. Like KJ has started to hit us. So that's like a whole another conversation I'm going to talk about today that I need your help with. And I'm like, oh, shit, I just want to eat the pretzel. So I started eating the pretzel. A guy comes in, notices the rat on the stoop, the dopey-eyed rat, gets down on the ground, y'all, like to make eye contact with it. Looks at the rat. And then, of course, the waiter's like, oh, my God, goes and and gets the matri d the matre d is like you know

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