Ratmas

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

To date the indisputable peak of human scientific endeavour has been managing to hide a bonus track on a CD. The natural next summit is to hide a bonus door on an advent calendar. Will we see this achieved in our lifetime? Unlikely. Therefore please console yourselves with this bonus episode of Three Bean Salad, not hidden but visible and available to all. This episode is exclusively dedicated to the extraordinary response to the request for rat based anecdotes. Know then that it is not for the faint hearted or musophobic. Remember that rat stories tend not to have happy endings, morals or transferable learning points for the under 12s. Merry Ratmas!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	A safe trip begins with TRIP.
0:02.0	Take a road trip with your family, get there safely.
0:06.0	Do your trip checks.
0:08.0	T, drop up on island fuel, R, rest every two hours to.
0:13.0	I inspect your pressure and tread.
0:16.0	T, prepare for the weather ahead.
0:18.0	A safe trip begins with TRIP. Oh, yes, that we're a safe trip begins with TRIP
0:21.4	A safe trip begins with T RIP
0:25.1	Do the four trip
0:26.6	Checks before every journey
0:28.0	National Highways
0:29.5	Ho Ho Ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho.
0:40.8	Merry Rathmus.
0:43.0	Merry Rattmus, one and all.
0:45.1	Has Father Rathmas been?
0:46.8	Boy, what day is this?
0:50.2	Why, it's Rattmas.
0:53.6	At Ratt's time,
0:55.7	think about rats and we cherish rats.
0:59.5	Because in a world of rats,
1:02.6	you can put your hands around a rat.
1:05.8	Squeeze a rat tonight.
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