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4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Sportswriter Dan Clark got dragged for tweeting he charges podcasts for appearances, so we offered to pay him to come on our podcast. In a twist everyone should have seen coming, this is a nice guy and the internet is horrible. Also, Pete has a bad experience with StubHub, DJ has a universally beloved idea for Patreon episodes and we start watching Hacks. 

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0:00.0

Obviously way scarier for you, but I've never been on a Zoom that involved an earthquake before.

0:05.0

No.

0:05.7

You are confirmed to the first guest of this podcast that it had ever been mid-earthquake on the show.

0:11.3

And hopefully the last.

0:12.5

Bruch!

0:12.8

Hit it, boys! Video people, you'll see our faces are wet because we just made the mistake of watching a Norm

0:35.4

McDonald's clip before recording the old cast and now we got

0:39.3

shit all over our faces. I'm crying.

0:42.8

No way to psych yourself up for a podcast in which

0:45.4

you're hoping to be funny than by watching Norm MacDonald and

0:48.5

realizing that boy, nothing you ever do will ever be

0:52.1

funnier than the least funny moment of that guy's life.

0:54.9

Yeah, but what I like about Norm, we're paying tribute to the late Norm MacDonald, I guess, second week in a row.

1:00.9

Norm is like, for weirdos like us, Norm MacDonald is Hope, because he would go on Conan, say something that Conan was like playing the like angry person who didn't

1:12.9

get the joke like Conan appreciated straight man this is hilarious yeah but norm was very much the

1:19.7

like I care more about the joke than I care about you so like if you don't find this funny

1:25.1

whatever it's joke time baby so like that's that that's that's like a win for all the, the weirdos who will throw shit out there that people will be like, well, that was fucking weird. And it's like, yeah, well, so was Norm McDonald. So score, we're as funny as Norm McDonald's, basically. What I'm saying, we have to do your stub hub story. Yeah, I've been, boy, that is sitting on this one. Really dominated the last week of my life. We hadn't done phone calls in a minute. And that was a saga on that was like, I had to update you via phone call

2:02.2

so if anybody

2:04.1

follows me on Twitter you saw

2:06.3

on Friday into Saturday

2:08.8

I waged war against stub hub

2:11.7

because stub hub waged war against me

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