So I won't specify whether or not there's a gun in here right now.

I was talking to Dino and Austin about how they, you know, they should always be armed every podcast in here that we do.

Because the street we're on, it's hood.

It's very hood, unfortunately.

And this area hasn't been completely gentrified yet, you know.

Unfortunately.

Yeah, there's some people out there that are on drugs that might do something irrational.

Come in here.

And if they come in here, there ain't no escape.

They block that door.

And do you know, if they come in here, the only way out, the only scenario in which Dino

and Austin survive involves a threesome with Dino and Austin.

I was going to say that honestly they would have to offer themselves up sexually that would be their only move that's like

their only move if they were a video game character

they have one button for Dino

it's like Bucky Lassick has the Benihana

Tony Hawk had the

900

Alyssa Steamer was complete bullshit she had the dark slide

Austin Dito

can suck and fuck.

Maybe it's two buttons. One they get on their knees, the other button, they bend over. Suck it fuck, suck it fuck, suck it fuck, suck it fuck. Y Z, Y Z, Y Z. Y Z. Y Z. Y Z. That's the only way they get out of it. They beat the boss by sucking and fucking them. And maybe there's a combo where if you go in a circular motion

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