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The Leo & Danny Show

Ratdick Ralph's Comeback

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

So I won't specify whether or not there's a gun in here right now.

0:04.4

I was talking to Dino and Austin about how they, you know, they should always be armed every podcast in here that we do.

0:14.0

Because the street we're on, it's hood.

0:16.6

It's very hood, unfortunately.

0:18.8

And this area hasn't been completely gentrified yet, you know.

0:23.2

Unfortunately.

0:24.4

Yeah, there's some people out there that are on drugs that might do something irrational.

0:29.1

Come in here.

0:30.5

And if they come in here, there ain't no escape.

0:33.9

They block that door.

0:36.2

And do you know, if they come in here, the only way out, the only scenario in which Dino

0:44.6

and Austin survive involves a threesome with Dino and Austin.

0:49.4

I was going to say that honestly they would have to offer themselves up sexually that would be their only move that's like

0:56.0

their only move if they were a video game character

0:58.2

they have one button for Dino

1:00.0

it's like Bucky Lassick has the Benihana

1:02.1

Tony Hawk had the

1:04.1

900

1:04.5

Alyssa Steamer was complete bullshit she had the dark slide

1:08.2

Austin Dito

1:10.0

can suck and fuck.

1:27.2

Maybe it's two buttons. One they get on their knees, the other button, they bend over. Suck it fuck, suck it fuck, suck it fuck, suck it fuck. Y Z, Y Z, Y Z. Y Z. Y Z. Y Z. That's the only way they get out of it. They beat the boss by sucking and fucking them. And maybe there's a combo where if you go in a circular motion

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