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Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Zoe B.

I'm Cass.

And this week's episode is Rats Tiles.

Oh my God.

I've never done that before. It's a rush, isn't it? Yeah, it's, oh, God. How would I know? Who needs cocaine? Who needs to do a line when you can just interrupt Jackson? Sorry, does anyone need a cocaine? Are we asking? Is everyone good? Everyone's got their least. Who needs cocaine? No, no, no. We've sent the internet for cocaine. We've sent to the boy out to get us cocaine.

Hey, so do you mean the hair or the animal end?

I will be talking about the hair today.

Both.

A rat's tail is sort of the worst of both worlds in that it is very hairless and very hairy. Do you know what I mean? Oh, you mean the tail on a rat. Yes, the tail on a rat. Yeah. Like it's a, it doesn't have enough hair. But it's got thick hair. Yeah, but it almost also has too much hair for what it is. If it had no hair or all hair, I'd be happy. And this is unpleasant. But every time I look at a rack's tail, I can't imagine not sucking it. Really? I can't imagine not jumping it off. Oh, really? Yeah, like three blinds my style. Yeah. Sorry, not sucking it. We've had a heaps of pluralizations. Not sucking it. Yeah. It's not, just look at it and I'm like a little. Like you'd slurp a spaghetti. Yeah, one part of my brain is like, how do you put that in your mouth, dude? Would that be good? And then you just stuck with the rat pot in your mouth. Yeah, I'm effectively kissing a rat on the romp. Hey, if you... Kiss that rat anus. If you saw a bunch of rat tails in a bowl... Yes. Oh, no. Would you think worms? Yeah. Hairy worms. You'd be like, that's a bad bug. What other animals are made up of another animal? That's a great question. So a rat tail is a hanster plus a worm. Giraff has snake neck. Yeah. That's like a giraffe. That's like a horse that swallowed a snake. Yeah. It's a bit rigid for a snake's neck. It is, but it's like... I would say... Oh my god, it's crocodile neck. Thank you. Or crocodile body.

Yeah, crocodile tail for a neck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, horse and crocodile, because the hexagonal-esque shapes are kind of on a crock.

It's like if you expand it out of crocodile scales.

What do you call that animal that its tusks go through its brain?

Oh.

Go. No, Babi Ro its brain. Oh. Go.

No.

Babi Rooser.

Yeah.

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