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Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2017
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, you're joking. No, not another one. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the football ramble! |
| 0:13.6 | My name's Marcus Pellar, Jim Cavill's here. Hello. Luke Paul's here. |
| 0:17.2 | All right, and that man feet, nolesons here. I just got that reference and it's very good, Marcus. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to the football ramble, everybody. I don't know what the reference is. Do you know? No. It's not. |
| 0:58.8 | Lady is very upset about being a satire. Sorry, I forgot it. We're doing a snap football ramble on the |
| 1:06.0 | Tuesday night. Just to really, really solidify our base. Realised that we forgot to do one last night. |
| 1:13.3 | Of course not, it was Easter and we had a lovely time and I hope you did as well, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 1:18.3 | back now. And back now, Daddy's home. No, the children at home. Daddy's not, Daddy will let |
| 1:26.7 | us for a bite in the milk some years ago. He's coming back. He did only have his slippers on. |
| 1:33.4 | Before we talk about the Premier League title, which is bloody on, by the way. I hate to say I told you so. |
| 1:39.5 | I don't, I love to say so. I'm glad that you can say I told you so. It's even my top five favourite things to say. |
| 1:46.8 | Is it your top five things to hear? More on that in a minute. All right. Well, |
| 1:50.4 | league titles in this country can be decided on gold difference. Everyone's aware of this. |
| 1:54.3 | Other countries not so. Not so heads. Yeah, indeed. If you could introduce one extra factor that |
| 1:59.9 | could win a team an extra point each season. So we perhaps not have to have a gold difference |
| 2:05.0 | on what not. What would it be? Jimmy, you go first. For me, I'd like to bring the 12th man in. |
| 2:11.8 | Got a lot of technology now. In the top five. |
| 2:14.7 | The biggest swath of the world. Yeah, I'd like to get them involved. And basically the |
| 2:20.8 | loudest fans over a season would win a point. And obviously you got to make sure that that's fair. |
| 2:26.0 | So, you know, the teams with the biggest stadiums don't have an advantage. So you'd, I guess you'd have to do |
| 2:29.6 | some sort of average against the ten. You're not getting off with that kind of bit. |
| 2:37.1 | I'm done with those clowns. I'm not helping them. I'm not going down there. |
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