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M.T 2411, certificate number 3889, Resputin.

Rasputin.

Rasputin. Russia's great, they didn't quit, they wanted his hair.

Ra, Rha Raskinin, Rasha's greatest love machine,

and so they shot him till he was dead.

Now normally we would have some conversation about how to pronounce the name because it seems like there are a lot of different pronunciationunciations of rasputin or rasputin or rasputin or rasputin

how would you how would you say it you said it rasputin I always grew up saying Rasputin. I just noticed it has Putin at the end.

Yeah. Like, as in Vladimir.

Is that, I wouldn't have never have thought of that as a common Russian stem or syllable.

Well, and Ross Bhutine seems, I mean, because they don't say Putin, do they?

They say Putin.

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