Rapture Schmapture!

The God Pod

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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The Rapture didn’t happen…again! God and Jesus discuss the start of the God Pod Blasphemy Project. The writers win the writer’s strike in grand fashion, Taylor Swift and Britney Spears give Jesus the vapors, and a Senator is hoarding gold bricks. All this and more on this episode of the God Pod!

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0:00.0	This week on The God Pod, so if we put up a bunch of like posters all over Portland, for example, and then I also got interviewed on the local Portland news, we could really like focus on one city at a time.
0:15.0	And I like that you picked Portland because their whole thing is keep it weird.
0:20.0	Right, yeah.
0:21.0	Are we weird enough Portland?
0:23.0	I didn't want to say it, but this is kind of weird what we do.
0:27.0	And then after they were spotted together and they went out to dinner, of course I'm just watching from above.
0:34.0	Jesus is watching from above and he's like, yes!
0:40.0	So the most important thing you can do to fight back is say things like, Jesus Teddy fucking Christ.
0:49.0	I don't fuck Teddy's, but go ahead.
0:51.0	Yeah, well Jesus asked fucking Christ.
0:57.0	Jesus!
1:05.0	Welcome.
1:06.0	I'm God.
1:07.0	And I'm Jesus.
1:08.0	And this is The God Pod.
1:11.0	Jesus, we actually this weekend, we had a big weekend on Twitch.
1:15.0	Twitch.tv slash The God Pod.
1:17.0	We got really stoned on Friday night.
1:22.0	And we decided to rename the podcast again.
1:27.0	Oh my God.
1:28.0	First of all, who is we?
1:30.0	Because I was not there for this as far as I remember.
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