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Mega

Rapture of the Never Nude

Mega

Greg Hess

Improv, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Gray and Halle discuss Big Beautiful Bill and what to wear in case of rapture.  👉 Get all show info and ad free + bonus content⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @MegaThePodcast⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey friends, quick family meeting. Everybody get in here. This is Holly. I have Greg here with me. I want to tell you something. Coming up in comedy, I learned that satire is one of our most powerful tools to help understand the society in which we live. And that's why we make mega. To make you laugh, yes, but also to draw attention to systems of domination and control.

0:22.3

And it might sound lofty, but that's the honest-to-got truth.

0:25.8

We would love if you'd consider becoming a member at mega.supercast.com.

0:31.1

If you decide to support us, you'll make it possible for us to continue contributing to

0:35.3

critical thinking and a whole lot of laughter. Our goal is to get

0:39.0

a thousand members so we can make more episodes and keep the quality super high. And what delightful

0:44.0

perks do you get as a supporter you may ask? You will get the entire mega archive ad free,

0:49.7

never listen to an ad again. You will get membership only AMA episodes where we get into real talk as real

0:55.1

people and not as characters doing satire, as well as dedicated feeds for side projects like

1:00.3

the rise and fall of Twin Hills. And you will get exclusive live stream events and Discord access.

1:05.6

And I ask you, what's better than that? Supercast is now the only place to support mega.

1:12.5

Patreon members can migrate their accounts over easy-peasy. Here's what you got to do. Go to mega.com. Sign up right now for a free trial.

1:20.7

That's mega.com and the link is in the show notes. Thanks so much, friends. Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

1:45.0

Hi, I'm Hallie Labant, and Ready to podcast.

1:51.0

Hiya, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hells Community Church.

1:54.9

Where every single week, we're giving our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

1:57.2

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

2:02.8

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome Gray Haas.

2:11.7

My utmost for his sickest, Halley. How are you? So blessed. And I'm exceedingly blessed from my utmost from my highest that we are joined today by our supercast members and we're recording live and we have suggestions

2:19.0

from our friends in the live stream that will be fueling our fully improvised podcast.

2:24.1

That's right. And I'm so excited to get into some of these questions and queries and

2:29.2

spiritual ideas that people have given to us because, you know, Hallie, Supercast is one of our main ways that

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