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🗓️ 18 June 2024
⏱️ 91 minutes
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0:00.0 | Yo, dude smoothies are such bullshit. |
0:15.0 | What? |
0:18.0 | Welcome to Mike's hot takes. |
0:21.0 | Dude, what are you talking about buddy? |
0:22.0 | I've been fucking lied to. |
0:23.0 | Everyone is telling me to drink smoothies. |
0:25.0 | They're like, because you know, I like drink too much coffee in the morning and then I go to the gym and |
0:29.0 | then I'm like dead, tired, and I'm just like a black hole for like three hours. |
0:32.6 | Yes. |
0:33.6 | I was like try a smoothie instead of breakfast and so now I'm drinking smoothies. |
0:36.3 | And I drink a smoothie and then like 30 minutes later I'm fucking starving. |
0:39.3 | No, smoothies are delicious. |
0:41.3 | Yeah, they're great. The idea that're going to stay with you is false. |
0:45.0 | We're back to my my beefs with soup and salad. Why? What's the point of this? |
0:50.2 | I want to be done eating. I want to go do things other than eating. |
0:54.0 | Do you want to go grab a spoon of peanut butter now? |
0:57.0 | No, I think it's good. Actually, I think I'm at my best when I'm only running on like coffee, |
1:02.2 | tums, and well butrin I did see a sticker this |
1:06.1 | weekend that just said at my best when I'm at my worst oh that's pretty fun |
1:11.5 | like that is what you described. |
1:13.4 | Well, maybe we have a tagline. Maybe we have a tagline. |
1:15.2 | Maybe that's it. |
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