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Ranting with a lisp

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3.64.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Nothing funnier than ranting and raving only to find out in the playback that it sounds like you have a lisp! HA!!!!!  I don't have an actual lisp but the audio on Streamyard screwed me! I'm a victim of sibilance!  Only learned what sibilance was today.  

Join Opie for a fiery livestream from the shores of Long Island, where he tackles frustrating cable company issues, dives into the controversy surrounding Trump’s influence on sports team names and Stephen Colbert’s exit, and shares a hilarious story about a restaurant menu that smelled like "trucker's ass." From healthcare gripes to praising Scottie Scheffler’s golf dominance, Opie holds nothing back in this candid, no-filter episode. Expect rants, laughs, and a touch of nostalgia with mentions of his other podcast "Opie and Carl". Tune in for unapologetic takes and beachside vibes!

Transcript

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0:00.0

all right i think we uh i think we figured it all out good morning everybody welcome to my live

0:05.4

stream we're way out east on long island looking at the ocean without a cloud in the sky

0:11.4

i was about to start this 15 20 minutes ago but the cable on long island stinks

0:19.4

absolutely stinks i i went to start the stream and all sudden I had no internet.

0:26.6

Hopefully the internet will stay as we do this live stream.

0:32.1

And then on Friday, I had great download speed.

0:36.9

I did a Wi-Fi speed test, but the upload speed stinks.

0:42.4

So then it looked like I was live streaming from like an old Nokia or, I don't know, Blackberry or something.

0:48.7

So I, I, the case, yeah, we, we, I'm trying not to lose my mind because we spend so much money, all of us, we spend so much money on cable.

1:05.1

There should never, ever be an issue.

1:08.5

And we all know if you have a problem with with your cable you

1:12.1

you absolutely don't want to get on the phone with customer service they they do

1:16.7

that on purpose for everybody that talks about it they do it on purpose

1:20.7

they want you to be annoyed they want you to be on hold for hours they watch

1:24.9

you to have to deal with people that go, did you try plugging it back in?

1:31.5

So I, I usually grab my cable boxes and my modems and I, I, I march into the cable company's office way, way better than trying to get on the phone with customer service.

1:46.7

I take, it has to be a 45 minute ride.

1:49.5

I take the 45 minute ride and I throw my junk on the counter.

1:54.5

I'm like, I'm back again, bitches.

1:57.9

So I think today I got to go and, you know ask for another uh a cable modem so uh hopefully

2:04.8

this will work good morning everybody hi andy volland you're first on the whole damn thing my brother

2:09.3

up there in a woppenny we got uh we got coach what's up coach walk how are you brother

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