Rant in the Car

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2016

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

I've been editing This Is Not Happening stories for 50 hours a week for the last 2 weeks so I didn't have time to do a full interview. I was going to just skip the week, but then I thought, you know people would like better than no episode? That's right, they want the host to drive dangerously while barely covering a variety of unlinked topics. So enjoy, everybody. A new numbered Skeptic Tank should be back next week.

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0:00.0	Alright, well here's a deal.
0:04.2	No guests this week, you guys.
0:05.8	Just a straight podcast.
0:08.0	I can't see the other way or me.
0:12.4	I have no time.
0:13.4	It's editing all day.
0:14.7	So who cares, whatever.
0:16.4	But I spent the last two weeks in the editing bay down at Comedy Central.
0:27.0	Working at 95.
0:29.5	It's the first time I've had a 9 to 5 job in a while and it's even more than that.
0:32.8	It's fucking 10th or 3rd to 7.
0:34.8	Okay, when did 9 to 5?
0:37.5	The 40 hour work week.
0:38.9	At some point it just shifted to like 8th or 9 to 5th 30 and no one noticed.
0:54.0	What not working 9 to 5.
0:56.2	What a way to make a living.
0:58.5	What's the thing?
1:00.3	It wasn't working 9 to 5 30.
1:06.3	You see the problem there?
1:09.4	You see the issue there?
1:10.4	Working 9 to 5 30 what a way to make a living.
1:18.3	They keep taking away more and more of our time.
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