Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to be our football ranks.

Just like the football season itself, we are back in full swing.

And the time has come for the ranks for to take a swing at finding the next generation of superstars that are going to emerge this season.

So from the crew who brought you, Lukievic is our favorite player in January and who've

been reping Zhao Felix since day one. We want to take a look at finding De Jong players who look

set to delict us this season and make that jump from Wonder Kids to break out superstars. So,

if you worship the altar of the next big thing, welcome to your Kiaza.

Welcome to the Mount of Your Salvation. This one's going to be a Barnes Stormer. And if you're

listening and you're on this list, you too could be making a multi-million pound move next summer.

We know for sure that Diego Simioni and Vincenzo Montella are listening. So, before we get on to the next generation

of superstars, let me introduce a couple of off-field A-listers in the seats next to me. First up,

formerly a transfer titan, but now formerly and firmly flipped to a fearless football fruit-firing

figurehead. It's my man of the melon monarchy marking misfiring Muppets with melodramatic

monikas, Mr. Dean Jones.

Oh, all right?

And with a trending topic today that tends to his talents, shining spotlights on soon

to be superstars, the unearther of the undiscovered, the wholesale generous dispenser of the

hidden gem diaspora. It's the rank god, Mr. Sam Thai.

That's a lot of pressure you place on my shoulder now. I hope I live up to it.

You always do.

By the way, love the melon hierarchy.

Huge.

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