Ranking the Top Five Most Exciting Teenagers in Europe

B/R Football Ranks

Bleacher Report

Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 819 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The B/R Ranks Squad - Sam Tighe, Dean Jones and Jack Collins - take a look through the most exciting teenagers in Europe, taking some time out to weigh up those young players that are setting pulses racing across the continent and weighing up the talents of the likes of Jadon Sancho, Vinicius Junior and Kai Havertz, as well as which other young ballers have piqued our interest. Hot Takes include a discussion on Zinedine Zidane's return to the Real Madrid hot seat (will he bring Eden Hazard to the Bernabeu?!), whether AC Milan can build on a good start to 2019 to come second in Serie A, and poses the question - which is the most exciting title race: the Bundesliga or the Premier League? Bleacher Roulette takes on the big questions this week: what your dream career path would be, which footballer you'd like to see in a Hollywood biopic and which footballer you'd want to be your dad; before Sam rounds things off with this week's nonsense - his favourite methods of transport...in the Viking ages. To get involved, follow @brfootball on Twitter and Instagram, and use the hashtag #BRFootballRanks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sam, quickly, rank the top four in the Premier League, four to one, the end of the season. Go.
0:04.7	Four United, three still back in spurs, two Liverpool, which means city champions.
0:10.1	Right, let's get on with this. Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines, five green lights and we are go.
0:34.1	Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. It's time for VR football ranks.
0:38.1	Welcome to the brand new studio, the greatest, most glorious gaff in the game,
0:42.7	sorting some sense into the superior sort of soccer,
0:45.7	supplementing your sporting scholarship with spellbindingly salient slants,
0:49.8	swelled somewhat by a sensationally sibilant start.
0:52.7	This really is the relentlessly rolling ranking
0:55.3	Rondo. My name is Jack Collins and I'll be your host today and joining me as ever are the twin
1:00.9	pillars of the ranking world. Firstly, a man who has never needed glasses, he's got 20-20 transfer
1:07.3	vision and with so many little birds whispering rumors into his ears it's a wonder that
1:11.9	we haven't yet started calling him the spider is transfer insider dean jones hello young jack
1:17.2	and it's a man whose favorite 2007 cult rap classic was obviously ranked that soldier boy but sticking
1:23.3	with the game of thrones hype a human who's so unbelievably divisive on social media that I might
1:28.1	just start calling him Ramsey Bolton, they might have the red god, but we've got the rank god.
1:32.7	It's Sam Tai.
1:33.6	That is rich, considering you look just like Ramsey Bolton.
1:36.7	I'll take that at this point, mate.
1:38.7	We're live from the new home of BR Football Rangs, and it is time for hot takes.
1:43.0	There's been much to discuss in the world of football this week.
1:45.2	Dean, do you want to start us off?
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