We're back, ladies and gentlemen, and it's another bonus episode of BR football ranks.

Aren't you lucky following a fortnight of phenomenal football eeked into every area,

the European expanse, where a chaotic cohort of Champions League cheer was followed by an electrifying

evening of Europa Entertainment with over 100 goals across both legs in the last 16 of the two competitions

and enough drama to keep the Game of Thrones anticipation at bay for at least another week.

My name is Jack Collins and as ever I'll be a host today

and I'm joined by the twin turbo engines of the rank squad.

Firstly, a man who remembers Iax playing events in the Champions League final in the mid-90s

before I was born.

It's Dean Jones.

So gutted for Vendezar that night.

You were there, weren't you?

Yeah, behind the goal.

And when we suggested talking about these Champions League ties in a bonus pod,

Sam immediately demanded that he ranked

them in 15 different things, attendance, expected goals, proximity to the wonder Metropolitan.

A amount of crosses from their left backs this season. We haggled him down to just as excitement levels.

It's Sam Thai. You're very rude to me. You know, you should give me hours and hours on air to do what I want.

Right then, Sam. I know you are absolutely gagging to get into this, but just before we do,

if you are listening to this podcast via a little player on the internet or on YouTube,

get subscribed.

It is worth it, I promise.

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