Welcome to the total soccer show in our latest round of listener questions.

On today's show, we're ranking Europe's top five leagues.

We're asking if managing a team is like managing a bar.

And we're asking if soccer fields need to be green.

My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today in a power trio.

We've got Taylor Rockwell.

Hello, Taylor.

Hello, Ryan.

That last one was my favorite one,

not just because it was the easiest to answer, but because it was one that I was like, surely, I don't know. Do they have to be green? Let's find out. Yeah, there's one you had to go, whoa, Oh, and stare into space for a few minutes.

I did think of the Kermic...

How did you now?

Green, easy being green song.

Was it?

Is that where you went as well?

Please tell me you did.

Shad? for a few minutes and think of the Kermic... How did you know? Green, easy being green song.

Was it?

Is that where you went as well? PlaceTime you did. Sure. Hey. Hi, Graham Rudvan. Hello, Brian Bailey. I went down the iPhone 65 route of I'm green if I was blue. I would die. But sure, we can go down the Kermit, the frog. I am, you've just reminded me that I only learned this week that that is the lyric to the song I Am Blue. It's not dabbardee, dabba-da. It's, if I... No, there's actual lyrics. It's actual lyrics. I never realized. Ryan, I just learned that right now of this very moment. What? Isn't that amazing? You were all singing dabadie dabadoo or whatever. Yeah, daedda-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah.

See, the thing is, I wonder if there's a Scottish football context here where, what is it? If I was green, I would die. Almost certainly there is. It's a ranger Celtic thing. I remember that getting sung in the playground. Yeah. That is weird. that just came up on one of my social feeds this very week that that actually had lyrics.

That's incredible that you've mentioned that, Graham.

Wow.

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