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This podcast covers mature, intense, morbid, and sometimes just scary stuff. Listener discretion is advised.

Not all morbid facts are created equal.

Join us as we rank them from most disturbing to least on 30 morbid minutes.

This is the podcast where we cover topics, people, places, and history of a morbid macab, dark, and downright grisly nature.

I'm Elise Willems.

And I'm just going to saw me.

And like we just said, we have a bunch of morbid facts today that we are going to rank.

We have about 10 facts.

And they're pretty morbid.

Yeah. I think this is kind of fun because it's all really subjective and it will say a lot about us. It will. It will.

And yeah, and kind of maybe show our inner fears of what we think is most morbid. Because yeah,

apples to oranges, how do you compare morbidity?

I guess we're going to find out. Exactly. And our lists, me and you might not even agree on the same

list and same with our listeners. They're probably going to have a completely different list as well.

So we're just going to be living in chaos for these next 30 minutes. So, yeah, let's start with fact one.

Okay, yes, fact one, here we go.

Some body parts keep functioning post-mortem, okay?

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