Hello, this is international football commentator Derek Ray, and you're listening to the Ranks FC podcast.

Hello, R Squad and welcome to Ranks FC.

It's your favourite football podcast.

Back for another week and another main ranking.

My name is Jack Collins and I'll be a host day and joining me as ever.

My co-host, Mr Dean Jones.

How you doing, mate? I'm okay,

mate, although I look a bit ridiculous right now, don't I? I'm sat here in my three-year-old son's headphones. They're a little bit small for you. They're bright blue, like a royal blue,

and they are squeezed onto my head. I cannot, I don't know where I've suddenly put my

headphones today. I thought they were in my backpack. They're not there. It's a mystery. And I

only discovered this 10 minutes ago. We're recorded in the evening, which we don't normally do.

Thanks for waiting for me today. So yeah, I'm sat in ridiculous headphones and I'm sat in the lounge because my Wi-Fi is

not trustworthy today, so I'm plugged in.

So, yeah, it's a real throwback, Dean, really, and wearing kids' headphones and I'm

in plug-in internet.

The video segments from this podcast are going to look a little bit different.

I mean, people that aren't listening to the pod and just see this, they're like,

what is this clown doing?

Well, I mean, I think they think that a lot of the time.

They think most weeks, yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

We are in an international break.

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