Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to B art football ranks.

Listen in the distance, can you hear that sound?

It's the Premier League stirring as ground after ground shakes off the cobwebs, blows off the dust,

loosens the turnstiles and cleans off the rust.

It's the Premier League waking from southwest to northeast, setting the table, preparing the feast.

What football delights will the new season bring?

And which new anthems will the ringleaders sing?

One by one, they ready campaigns, new faces, old friends, they take up the reins.

Manchester's split as ever.

Peps Blues reign supreme, but can some young British ballers reignite Ollie's team?

Merseyside divides down the same colour lines, but it's the Reds there who've had the best of recent times.

Klop's band of brothers ran the champions close last year, but Everton's business got them feeling their time might be here.

Five from the capital, West Ham on the up, and Palace keeping Wilf could be Salvation's Cup,

Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea, all in that top four mix,

all have reasons to be excited and problems left to fix. Can they reignite those great rivalries of

old whilst there's a new battle in the Midlands as Claret faces gold? And down on the South

coast, whether you're a saint or a cherry, there's new adventures to be had and past nightmares

there to bury. With Watford and Norwich this year, Yellow's back in style,

Brighton and Burnley back after passing relegations trial.

And what about Lester? Everyone's favourite foxes.

Brendan's signings and tactics have been ticking all the boxes.

While up in Newcastle, the Tune army are seething.

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