I'm jealous of my son.

Why?

Sometimes like a congested, especially like a great dad.

Yeah, precisely right.

But also, especially during his hay fever season,

I get very congested.

And like a fucking pleb, I have to take a piece of paper

and blow everything in my lungs out through my nose

to try to attempt to get a slightest amount of congestion

out of my nose.

It's terrible.

My son, fucking king that he is, has a device,

a futuristic, stalorous-esque device that I jam up there.

Listen, pal.

And it does all the work for him.

I come here to this podcast to not think about the nose

free to fur a little bit.

Is that the device you're talking about?

There's two approaches here.

There's the nose free to, which is a manual device,

which requires basically like pumping, like you were getting

a free gas during the apocalypse,

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