We're going to watch some reality TV clips today, which is so important. Just our dream. I mean, when people talk about like gay guy music video night, like, this is us. This is our version. This is our. Yeah. I'm so glad that you were able to make it on the pod for the most crucial episode that perhaps we've ever gotten the Brooklyn Beckham update. I want to amend something that we said on that episode, which is that I said that

Nicola bullied her babysitter. We have now confirmed allegedly that she pushed her down the

stairs. Right. Which is worse. Yeah. Definitely worse. People, there were also rumors that she had

rights to fire at the age of like seven. Like she got to choose whether or not her, the employment would be terminated on like any of the staff. So it was like she could just fire her nanny if she wanted. Damn. Imagine. Wow. We also have been taking a look at her Instagram more closely. She does advertise herself as a dog activist. Which I wish we had known. Which I wish we had known ahead of time. So that we could honor that. Yeah. So that because like there's a lot of activism that needs to be done for dogs, especially in this political moment. I'm always saying why aren't there more dog activists? She's posting a lot of go fund mes for dogs, which, you know, is only more offensive now that we found out she has a $1 million monthly allowance from her father. Right. Which, what are they spending that on? Well, so, okay, my theory was that Brooklyn is being completely supported by his wife. Right. Because there's no way that that man is making any money off of his cooking. No. He posted a video the other day making spaghetti boulinets and he said, I don't have any spaghetti.

I'm sorry.

Me? Me when I cook. It's like, okay. So maybe don't post that Ben King. Yeah. That's not. I think we do need to taste test his hot sauces at some point. Oh, 100%. And maybe some recipes. Some recipes. Like some blow torched grilled cheese. Yeah, when you blowtorch the grilled cheese.

But blow-torched grilled cheese. Yeah, when he blow-torched the grilled cheese.

But you're saying that you think she's supporting them both.

Yeah, I think she must be.

Because if he's, like, not getting money from his family, he doesn't really have a job.

Neither does she.

She has a job, Julia.

She's a dog activist.

I'm sorry. That was really rude of me to forget that. She's also doing a real slender man persona these days. Yes. I don't know. Yeah, we need to pull up the photos. We'll put them on the screen here. But like it's really, it's something else. She's like, she's literally a piece of paper turning to the side. She's blowing in the wind.

I imagine Victoria's pissed about that though.

Imagine the fallout if Mark Anthony had been like, can I now welcome the skinniest woman to the stage?

Fight to the death.

She would have done a little bit more than run out crying.

Yeah.

But you told me that we have a somebody actually a witness.

Yes.

And spoke about This was crucial.

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