Hello, this is international football commentator Derek Ray, and you're listening welcome to Ranks FC.

It's your favourite transatlantic football podcast.

My name's Jack Collins and I'll be your host today.

And joining me across the water is Mr Dean Jones.

How you doing, mate?

I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good.

Look, exciting time for you, mate.

You're on the, oh, almost the eve of your wedding trip.

So you're in a very different headspace to the one I'm in over here right now.

So it's more about how you're doing, mate, and us making sure that you're in a good place.

We can send you off with a nice pod, all these things, and make sure that you're in a nice

smiley mood, as you seem to be. No, I'm very, very good. I'm very excited. The next time you hear

for me on this main feed, I'll be recording from Portugal ahead of that wedding. That'll be the last one we do. We'll be ranking your

fiancee in the field. We might be ranking the best bits of my wedding day the week after that,

but we'll see how we go. Yeah, we should be. It'd go back to the old school. We used to do,

what was it called? Nonsense rankings. Nonsense rankings, yeah, and denjibberish rankings. That's the one I was trying to think of.

Yeah, let's do a bit of that. I like that. I like that a lot.

We get stuck into that. So yeah, I'm very excited at the moment. But yeah, we'll fly out to Portugal on Friday.

So it's all a lot right now, like the packing, getting through it. And I'm on the radio every day this week. So it's all been a bit like much and kind of

chaotic and all over the place. But I'm having a good time and I'm still smiling. So I think

that's the main thing at this point. I was in New Yorker for a wedding at the weekend two weeks

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