Ranking Papa Johns (feat. Vic Berger IV)
Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
This week Tom and Julie rank Papa Johns, take a look at Ben Shapiro's new eyebrows, discuss the Shamwow guy's epic loss in the Texas congressional race, and are joined by special guest and hat expert Vic Berger IV! Plus they watch clips of John Mellencamp getting in shape for tour, a perfect sound effect malfunction at a local theater show, and the greatest best friend duo of an emu and a dog.
CLIPS FROM THIS WEEK'S EPISODE:
-John Mellencamp getting in shape for tour
https://www.instagram.com/p/DUBkTYVjd7n/
https://www.instagram.com/p/DVZN3IUEoOG/
-Not the right sound effects
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLQR4mGxOJU/
-Emu and Dog
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIw5ix2xMxe/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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Theme song by Mike Krol
Artwork by Joe Frontel
00:00 Intro
09:39 Tyra Banks documentary
18:10 Yakov Smirnoff
20:18 Ranking Papa Johns
37:34 Ben Shapiro's new eyebrows
42:33 Vic Berger IV calls in about his hats
01:03:53 John Mellencamp getting in shape for tour
01:11:39 Shamwow guy loses congressional race in Texas
01:14:06 EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert
01:17:36 Not the right sound effects
01:24:01 Emu and dog
01:30:28 Outro
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Forever |
| 0:00.9 | Dog |
| 0:03.3 | Remember when there was that show |
| 0:06.5 | shit my dad said |
| 0:08.4 | on CBS |
| 0:10.6 | with William Shatner? |
| 0:12.0 | Yes. |
| 0:13.7 | That was crazy. |
| 0:16.0 | That that was a show. |
| 0:17.7 | No, that it ended |
| 0:18.7 | because I hoped |
| 0:20.4 | it was going to run forever. |
| 0:23.5 | There's so much more shit my dad could say. |
| 0:26.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:27.5 | That all, all of the dads can say. |
| 0:31.6 | In unison? |
| 0:33.6 | What's happening? |
| 0:35.7 | Tom is doing this bit where like, he's pretending the mic is attacking him like a like |
| 0:40.3 | what's his name? |
| 0:42.3 | The guy with the puppet the guy with emu the emu Rod Hull. |
| 0:47.3 | Goyevitch |
| 0:48.3 | Stewart |
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