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A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich

Ranking EVERY Jarred Salsa

A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich

Mythical

Arts, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Food

4.73.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Today, Josh and Nicole taste and rank jarred salsa! Leave us a voicemail at (833) DOG-POD1 Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@ahotdogisasandwich To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Make your summer with Starbucks.

0:04.0

Make it silky, make it creamy, make it ice cool, make it take the scenic route, make it sunset vibes all day, make it soft launch energy, make it smooth, make it strawberry matcha, caramel mocha or brown sugar, make it yours.

0:19.0

Discover the new Starbucks Cloud Frappuccino blended beverage

0:23.2

range today. Their delicious, creamy cold foam will make your summer. Subject to availability while

0:28.5

stocks last. Hey. Hey. You think we could eat every grocery store salsa? Yeah, man. I think we're

0:35.1

born for this. This is a hot dog is a sandwich. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah, I put ice in my cereal. So what? That makes no sense. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. What? Welcome to our podcast, A Hot Dog is a Sandwich, the show we break down the world's biggest food debates.

0:55.7

I'm your host, Josh Sher.

0:56.9

And I'm your host, Nicole Inari.

0:58.3

And today we will be attempting to overcome our Jewish digestive genes by eating every grocery store.

1:05.5

Salas, this is what happens.

1:08.7

Dude, my doctor was like, hey, you can't have dairy anymore. And I'm like, oh, and she's like, you can have goat though. And I'm like, okay. So I tried goat milk for the first time. Delicious. Is this a real doctor or the doctor that told you to stop eating almonds? Oh, this is another doctor. There's another one. Yeah, yeah. The almond doctor, she was like an almond mom doctor. She was an almond mom doctor. They exist. Yeah. I've previously had, this is a fun type of doctor, a powerlifting doctor, who is kind of like you need to keep lifting weights or else bad things are going to happen. And so I love when doctors verify what you already know to be true. I have another doctor, oh, not another doctor, my primary care physician, that I, um, I don't know. I had like a 15-minute appointment, and they prescribed me four things, and I felt like that was too much. That's a lot. Writing one prescription every 3.75 minutes was, like, kind of a lot. Four is a lot. Four's a lot. That's too much.

2:01.4

Yeah.

2:01.7

I mean, some of them were like, one was like a, I like, she showed her a painful bump on my

2:06.9

foot.

2:08.1

And she was like, it's probably a callous.

2:09.4

And I was like, I don't think it.

2:10.5

And then she like wrote me a prescription for a callus remover.

2:12.9

I don't know.

2:13.5

You should get a new PCP. I know, and I love PCP more than anything. Yeah, shirms sticks. We're all about shirmsdicks. Oh, God, what a throwback. Nicole, today we're not talking about shirm sticks. We're talking about grocery store salsas. There are so many of them. Almost as many, I would say too many salas to your too many prescriptions that were offered to you in 15 minutes.

2:36.7

What a tremendous segue.

2:37.8

I don't know if there's too many sauces.

2:39.3

Well, today we're going to find out to see how many of them are so similar because salsa is obviously just Spanish for sauce.

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