Hello, this is international football commentator Derek Ray, and you're listening to the Ranks

FC podcast. Hello, Rank Squad and welcome to Ranks FC.

It's your favourite transatlantic football podcast.

My name's Jack Collins, live from London, and I'll be your host today.

And joining me, as ever, across the water, Mr Mr Dean Jones. How you doing, mate?

Hello, mate. Yeah, very good, mate. I've seen that it's snowing over there. I've seen that

it's pouring down with rain. I've seen people saying, oh, it's one degree when I got up this morning.

66 and sunny in San Diego, so I'm doing fine, mate.

Yeah, I mean, I've been saying winter is coming for a long time.

The Game of Thrones references are back out and getting all those Ramsey Bolton shouts, as usual,

but we're, we are where we are at this point.

And I say, as ever, across the water, Mr Dean Jones joins us,

but I'm also delighted to say that we're joined by a very special guest today.

TikTok sensation and self-professed English bloke stuck in an American body.

Also, a fellow man who was there when Fulham beat Brentford 2 won at the cottage a couple of weeks ago.

Delighted to say, for an introduction to ranks FC, please welcome Mr. Eli Quivvy.

How you doing, Eli?

Yeah, doing well.

Thanks for having me on, guys.

Yeah, no complaint.

I'm in sunny San Antonio where it's about 75 degrees.

So, yeah, no complaints at all.

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