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Hey everyone, what's up and welcome to the happiest podcast on Earth's ranking all things Disney

starring me, Jared, as your host for this.

This is something we do on Patreon.

I try to do it once a month. It's been a little bit,

but I am back, ladies and gentlemen. So I wanted to do this one publicly just to show you what we do

on Patreon, just a little taste. And I'm going to go through my top 25 Disney sidekicks. That's right, Disney sidekicks. I won't lie. Some of these might not be

sidekicks, but to me they are. It's kind of hard going through movie to movie and picking what is

technically a sidekick or not. And then I also went on some websites and kind of looked to see what other people thought as well.

And some of them I'm sitting there and I'm like, man, I don't think that's a sidekick.

But yet I probably have some of those two.

So we're going to go through.

It might have some controversy in it, but that's a part of this show.

I love doing this sort of thing.

The rankings are always my favorite. I love

ranking anything Disney. So this was definitely a topic that was recommended on Patreon by some of our

listeners. So I am going to go through it again, do the top 25. Let's do this. So coming in at number 25 for me, I've got Ray. Ray from Princess and the Frog,

kind of a tough one to do because he's dead. But other than that, he was amazing. Evangeline

is the best song on that soundtrack. I think he'd be a great sidekick to have.

He can navigate through the swamps.

Very friendly guy, got a big family, and they know how to party.

So I had to go with Ray on this one.

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