Randy Feltface's Destruction Manual
Comedy of the Week
BBC
4 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Randy Feltface is done with us ruining the earth beneath our feet whether we’re digging it up, setting fire to it, or tipping it into the sea so with the help of an irritable duck, a fictional French coal miner and a sexy earthworm he works out the best way to just get the whole destruction business over and done with.
This head-on charge into possibly the most important subject facing humanity comes to you via a show where you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll learn, you’ll laugh again between the learny bits and most of all, you’ll be able to say “I was there when Radio 4 decided to have a show hosted by a puppet”.
The full series is available now. Just search 'Randy Feltface's Destruction Manual' on BBC Sounds.
Randy Feltface has been seen on Netflix, ABC, NBC, and has a huge & devoted following across the globe (1m+ social media followers, 1.6m TikTok followers, 833k subscribers, 79m YouTube views). His hour-long specials are YouTube cult classics, his world tours are sold-out sensations, and he's the only Radio 4 presenter to be entirely made of felt.
With Margaret Cabourn-Smith & William Hartley
Produced & directed by David Tyler
A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | They were the toy of the late 90s. |
| 0:03.0 | Furry, lovable and cute, but what if those furbies had a secret? |
| 0:08.0 | Rumors swirled that these creatures were the cover for something much much much darker? |
| 0:13.0 | So they got banned. |
| 0:15.0 | They felt Burby had the capacity to listen to children. |
| 0:18.0 | In the new series of Joam McNally investigates, |
| 0:20.0 | I'm going to ask, were these little guys spies the whole thing is crazy to my |
| 0:26.1 | McNally investigates did Furby spy on us listen on BBC sounds |
| 0:32.0 | BBC sounds music radio BBC Sounds. Music Radio Podcasts. |
| 0:35.0 | Music Radio Podcasts. Hello everyone. My name is Randy Feltface and this is my brand new four-part |
| 0:47.6 | audio series about how to speed up climate change and end the planet as quickly |
| 0:51.8 | as possible. |
| 0:53.0 | Welcome to Randy Belvace's Destruction Manual! |
| 0:56.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:00.0 | Thank you, thank you so much. I am equal parts honored and baffled to have |
| 1:07.5 | somehow infiltrated the BBC to bring you this hastily researched |
| 1:12.4 | four-part tax write-off. |
| 1:15.0 | For those of you who don't know me, |
| 1:17.0 | hello, my name is Randy, and for those of you who can't see me, |
| 1:21.0 | I'm arguably funnier in real life. Radio is not the traditional format for someone |
| 1:27.1 | of my particular physical appearance. This, for example, probably won't translate. |
| 1:35.0 | You can find a detailed description of that visual gag |
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