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The Fantasy Football Guys

Random Football Thoughts and Stuff - Kevin & Lyle

The Fantasy Football Guys

Kevin Moore

Football, Sports

4.21K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

During "The Week That Wasn't" while we await the start of the NFL season, the guys talk about cuts, drafts, practice squad possibilities, and Lyle moving his grandfather.

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:30.0

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0:33.0

It's time for the fantasy football guys.

0:38.0

Like a hot night in Tijuana, they're the ducky show of fantasy football.

0:45.0

Here they are.

0:47.0

Lyle Conkeel and Kevin Moore.

0:50.0

The fantasy football guys.

0:53.0

Yep, that's right. It's the fantasy football guys show Lyle.

0:57.0

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1:27.0

Usually you have four pre-season games, right? Right. And then you have like a week and then the real game starts. I had assumed that the season would just move in like a week early. Right. It just started a week early. Yeah. But it didn't. No. They put a week on the end. They added a week of games. We have 17 games now. So eight and eight is not going to be a thing. You even have a winning season or losing season. Well, you can have a tie too. So you could be eight. That's true. That's true. And that would be considered 500 days.

1:57.0

I guess. You would be slightly below 500, I guess, technically speaking. Right. The winning percentage. I don't know how to do math. And I'll tell you what, if there is a team that will accomplish that feat, it's the Philadelphia Eagles. They'll figure it out. Or the Browns. Or the Bengals. One of those three teams for me involved in that. Yeah. The Lions can't win that many games. Although, if they could, they totally would do it. It's true. I'm not sure the Eagles can either. I don't think so either. Or the Bengals to be honest with you. Well, I don't know.

2:27.0

They got some talent on that team. They have absolutely do not along the offensive line. No. Right. And see. So that's why I'm thinking they're they're not going to be really good receivers. Barrow. We know from last season. It's pretty good running back. Yeah. Well, when he's healthy, mixing's amazing. Yeah. You know, you know, so they have some pieces. Not all of them, but they have a few. I thought they I think they could win eight games. Now, will they win eight? I'm not going to bet money that they'll win eight games or were nine or tie.

2:57.0

Or six. Right. But well, there's a tough division. You got the Ravens there twice. You got the Browns who are now a thing twice. And the Steelers who have never not been a thing. Really. Yeah. But are they're not the thing that they used to be? No, they're not. But they tend to, you know, their valleys aren't as steep as some teams. They're not. And they don't last as long as something. They won the division last year. They did. So somehow. Morning buzz. Well, some way. It's not really morning, but okay.

3:27.0

If you're in one of those, the TFFG free league Kevin is full yet. Nobody has really revived to me yet. I chased them, dude. I have to chase. Yeah. You don't have time to chase on this week. I have. Yeah. So I'm in. I'm in, you know, I'm sending messages. And so the money league is full draft schedule, all that kind of stuff. Everything done. G league waiting on football check to come in and you. That's pretty much it. Yeah, I'll be in. I'll be in. Don't worry about that. Well, I was thinking I have a username or password.

3:57.0

I might just put you in. You could do that, too. Because I want to set the draft and, you know, realign everything. I just haven't had time. Sorry. I'm not grandfather. How's that going? It's awful. Have you ever helped somebody move? Oh, yeah. Now imagine if they were 85. Oh, yeah. So basically you're the one that's moving everything. Sure. Yeah, because he's 85. And but they're telling you how to do it. Oh, yeah. This has got it. At first, he's like, I don't care. Just put everything in the living room. I'm like, cool. So I start, you know, pulling stuff out of this you haul. By the way, a quick side.

4:27.0

No, little little tour. A little bit of a tangent. So we get this place. We go to the place when we buy it, right? Go down there. We sign all the papers and all that stuff. Go over to the new house. It's two houses down for me. So there's my grandfather, two houses, and then my house. Right. So we, uh, we take the railing off the front porch so we can get the big stuff into the front door. And as we open the door wasps everywhere, everywhere. They're living under the porch. I guess. So my grandfather is like,

4:57.0

ah, they won't bother us. Sure. So I get stung four times. Sure. You know, and I'm like, pal, this is untenable. Like, you know, untenable. Look at the big brain on life. I know. You know, bro, I can't be walking through a horde of wasps every time. Like we really like every second. You have to go into the house and out of the house. You're moving. And they're coming in with you and they're pissed. They really didn't come inside, but they stayed around the door. And I'm talking about from head to toe.

5:27.0

There's, I don't know, 30 wasps flying around. Sure. So we had to stop and go kill him and all and I got stung four times, which was super awesome. Did you get stung in the killing of them or in the moving? No, just the moving. I can stung once in the ankle twice on the back and once on the finger. Yeah, it sucks. I don't know when the last time you got stung was, but it's like the one on my back still hurts right now. It's staying in right now. I haven't been stung by a bee that big. Um, probably for 30 years. It was, it was a hornet. I, I, I worked at a, a field.

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