Got to be on the right side.

You got to go on the right side.

I spend my paycheck on my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the right side. America is a big place

You got to be a lot of

America is a big place,

almost 4 million square miles of mountains, plains, and Costco parking lots.

And in this great mass of cowboys and urbanites, we've got lots of cities.

Cities with their own history and culture, their own slang. Like, did you know in Providence,

Rhode Island, they say Grindr as a sandwich. And everywhere else says Grindr as a dating app for

gay people. So if you're in Providence and want some gay sex, you're going to have to do it the old

fashioned way by joining the military.

So today, get out your big gulp and your handguns, blam, blam, because today we're talking

random cities on this episode of The Brighter Side.

I like that one.

That was good.

Thank you.

I did.

Thank you.

I googled professions with the most secret gays.

Yeah.

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