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Mary, how does this man, man, man?

The fault.

We believe that all men are created beings.

To the magnificent, mosaic that is American.

From radio beacon to radio beacon.

I have a dream.

Change has come to America.

Believe it.

Knock knock, who's there?

It's a segment of your imagination.

Turn up your mind.

Time now for the ridiculous.

It's been a while, but it's back, and tonight we're traveling to a magical land far, far away, a place so special it's almost like it doesn't even exist. Allow me to explain. Today, the president of the United States of America was at a meeting of African leaders at the United Nations when he's straight up made up a country.

I'm greatly honored to host this lunch to be joined by the leaders of Cote d'Ithia,

Ghana, Guinea, Nambia.

Yeah, he said Nambia.

Now, I know what you're thinking.

He obviously meant Namibia, just a slip of the tongue. It can happen to anyone, right? No. Listen.

In Guinea and Nigeria, you fought a horrifying Ebola outbreak.

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