Mary, how does it be, man, man, man?

We believe that all men are created beings.

To the magnificent mosaic that is America.

From radio beacon to radio beacon.

I have a dream.

Change has come to America.

Believe me.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's a segment of your imagination.

Randy Road Show. Turn up your mind.

I first met Joe Biden when I was doing my show, Veep. I played the vice president and he was, in fact, the vice president, and we hit it off immediately.

Soon after, I was asked to be on the cover of a magazine.

Remember those?

And I was so excited.

It was like, oh, what's it going to be, people or Vogue or Rolling Stone?

Well, it turns out it was for Arrive, the official on-board magazine of Amtrak, which nobody ever reads,

even though it's free.

And the day it came out, my phone rang, and it was the vice president telling me he loved

the cover and the whole article

and that it was one of the best issues of a hive he had ever read.

And that is just one of the many reasons that I wanted to be here tonight for Joe.

And to remind you that Joe Biden not only knows how to read, but also he reads everything.

She's a little national treasure, and she, I love that.

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