Mary, how does the big man, man, man, and pass.

We believe that all men are created beings.

To the magnificent mosaic that is America.

From radio beacon to radio beacon.

I have a dream to be.

Change has come to America.

Believe it. Help is on the way.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's a pigment of your imagination.

Randy Root Show.

Turn up your mind.

Well, after weeks of big top BS, congressional Republicans have named the next speaker

and unheralded Louisiana feller named Mike Johnson.

As soon as that happened, the rest of us went to Google his name with our fingers crossed going,

please don't be crazy, please don't be crazy, please don't be crazy.

But let's be honest, that's like looking up a random Jason Al Dean song as a southerner and

think it to yourself, please don't be an embarrassment to all I hold dear.

It is absolutely going to be. Every time. In fact, if it's not, there's been some kind of mistake.

How could it be anything else? There's no other options. In 2023, Republican Congressman only come

in two speeds. Regular crazy and buhaha gunshot noise. That's the only things you got, right? And as far as

Mike Johnson, he is upon further inspection. You guessed it. Bananas. He is. I just think maybe he could pass as moderate because

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