Randall Reid and Maggie Faris are the funniest headliners to us - #3020-3
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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You can't escape Jesse the Shrink, even when he's not actually here. He's put together a contest called Funniest Headliner, and Randall and Maggie are both in it. It's at Gambit Brewing tomorrow, the 9th, and the 16th at 7 PM. The first two shows are free!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, we got two people on the show, one of whom is remote. |
| 0:03.9 | We got Maggie Ferris on with us, and then we have also got Randall Reads coming on in right now, |
| 0:10.1 | and both of them are going to be on. |
| 0:12.3 | Let me get this thing up. |
| 0:14.3 | What is this? |
| 0:15.0 | Funniest headliner. |
| 0:17.4 | It's uploading. |
| 0:18.4 | Funniest headliner. |
| 0:19.4 | Okay. |
| 0:20.6 | Boom. Funniest headliner. So this is something that Jesse, Jesse the shrink put together. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's talking about this. Yep. Yep. All right. So we got Maggie and I think Randall is just about miced up, yes? He's miced up. Everyone's good to go. So, miced up already. Hello, everybody. So what's cooking? What's going on? Hello? Hi, everybody. Hey, Maggie. How are you? Good, how's it going? I just got back from the dentist and I think my brain isn't working because of the injections I had to take. Can a test. Do they numb your brain a little? I think they did. I'm almost. No. Was that? No. That's unfortunate. No. That's unfortunate. Yeah, they missed his teeth. They missed his teeth. They're not okay. That you went to the dentist before this. That's funny that Louis is right there. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:15.9 | We have a bobblehead of Louis Anderson. |
| 1:18.2 | Tom doesn't know, but he and Louis are the reason I started doing comedy. |
| 1:23.1 | Really? |
| 1:23.4 | Right? |
| 1:24.0 | They didn't know that. |
| 1:25.0 | Yeah, you, uh, Louis was supposed to meet you at Barrio. |
| 1:31.2 | God, 14 years ago. |
| 1:33.5 | He was two hours early, and there was a rainstorm, and he didn't feel like going home. |
| 1:38.9 | And I had just done, like, maybe five open mics. |
| 1:42.2 | I had maybe five open mics to my name. |
| 1:44.5 | And I was leaving. I was working at the mics to my name. And I was leaving. |
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