Ramble Uncut: Who stole Napoleon's todger?
Football Ramble
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4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
On this edition of Ramble Uncut, Marcus, Jim and Pete reminisce about their favourite detective dramas, their least favourite football movies and wonder where Napoleon’s penis has got to. Elsewhere, a Chilean businessman displays the old gates of Wembley and Madonna’s bra in a very esoteric collection.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Ramblers, Marcus here. You're about to hear Rumble uncut. The bonus episode, |
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| 0:52.5 | Right. On with the show. |
| 0:56.6 | You're chuckling because you said something |
| 0:58.4 | and I didn't know what it was. |
| 0:59.8 | What? |
| 1:00.4 | Cagney and Lacey. |
| 1:01.6 | Who? |
| 1:02.1 | You've heard of Cagney and Lacey. |
| 1:04.0 | They're an old sort of detective duo. |
| 1:06.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.8 | Quite obscure, to be fair, from the 80s maybe. |
| 1:09.4 | Yeah, not that obscure. |
| 1:10.6 | Cagney and Lacey. Yeah, Cagney and Lacey. It were two US-based crime fighters, two women who would fight crime. Me and my mum used to watch it quite a lot, and I remember my mum going upstairs to Tide at the House or something, and I was downstairs, and she missed a fair whack of one of the episodes, |
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