Ramble Uncut: An Ode to Carlos Queiroz
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Ever wondered which Manchester United assistant manager suckled on the teat of Sir Alex Ferguson the most? No? Well, strap yourselves in...
Today, we're sharing the latest edition of Ramble Uncut – our weekly bonus episode which only our treasured Friends of the Ramble get access to. It's everything you love about the Ramble, taken to the extreme. And for that we are deeply sorry, Carlos Queiroz.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by the U-Switch Mobile Network of the Year, GIFCaf. |
| 0:05.0 | If you are a regular listener of the football ramble, you will know that I, Pete Donaldson, am part internet. |
| 0:10.5 | This means that I simply love data. |
| 0:13.1 | It feeds me, it sustains me, I fiend for it. |
| 0:16.3 | So imagine my excitement when I learn that GIFGaf are offering unlimited data for only £15 a month, their best ever price. Fifteen pounds! The previous price was £25 a month, so you'll be serving £10 a month and £180 £0 over the course of an 18-month contract. Not too bad, eh? GIFGaf isn't just any old network. They're the You Switch mobile network of the year. Imagine all the internet I can consume with unlimited data, the confusing Japanese gadgets I can buy, the spontaneous city |
| 0:42.0 | breaks I can book, the zoo enclosure webcams I can monitor. This is before streaming TV and |
| 0:47.6 | music, scrolling through videos about apes or power washers or messaging my friends in the |
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| 0:54.6 | oyster. And for that, I thank you, GIFCaf. Unlimited data for only £15 a month from the |
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| 1:06.2 | for £15 a month ends the 4th of December, at 2359 18 month commitment then 25 pounds a month |
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| 1:22.5 | phones hyphen awards for award verification. |
| 1:25.6 | This week's episode is sponsored by Experian, the UK's most trusted credit score. |
| 1:30.9 | Even the simplest things in life can sometimes feel complicated. |
| 1:34.5 | Have you ever found yourself having to explain the English league system to someone who isn't |
| 1:38.1 | into football? |
| 1:39.0 | If not, this is what it's like. |
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