Ramble Reacts: Pep achieves perfection
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2023
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
You know what is far from perfect though? DJ Grealo’s set in the metaverse! That’s right, Pete went in there and he brings news.
Pete, Vish and Jim munch on that, how Man City’s continued march to European silverware has left us feeling, and one of the best 45 minutes of football we’ve ever seen, which left even Don Carlo and his eyebrows completely powerless.
We also discuss the real treble: Vish and his friends losing three phones on a night out in Bath in the noughties and retrieving all three within 24 hours.
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| 0:00.0 | Lock up that block from L. Chirenghito. |
| 0:03.4 | This is a ramble react. |
| 0:05.6 | It's Thursday, the 8th of May. |
| 0:07.2 | I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:08.6 | I'm the Ducin Hunter, Roger. |
| 0:10.2 | And I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:24.4 | Oh, my God, gentlemen. |
| 0:27.6 | That was not your daddy's Champions League semi-final second leg. |
| 0:32.9 | Where was the fight back? |
| 0:34.4 | I was expecting more of a contest, but Manchester City. |
| 0:40.4 | Absolutely Manchester City, Real Madrid. |
| 0:44.0 | It was incredible. |
| 0:46.2 | You know when people have a go at like, |
| 0:48.1 | your castle fans have been owned by a murderous regime in the city |
| 0:51.2 | that you know, the Newcastle Nighted Story in 2023 is like, |
| 0:55.0 | it's one of the most unromantic success stories that could possibly happen. |
| 0:59.0 | There is a part of your brain that goes, |
| 1:01.0 | A, we're out of this fucking football robot. |
| 1:04.0 | Smash in Real Madrid. |
| 1:06.8 | Just like Real Madrid, he's just smashed everybody. |
| 1:09.2 | When you talk about statement, when's Jim Campbell? |
| 1:11.4 | That has to be up there with the Aguero, QPR match back in the day. |
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