Ramble Reacts: Bog roll Breach
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
It's not fair to compare Atletico 1-1 Arsenal to the beauty of PSG 5-4 Bayern Munich. Let's just say it was a more interesting game than we might have expected.
Marcus and Vish went live on YouTube straight after full-time to break down an evening full of controversy, sandwiches and bog roll. Jump in, the water's still warm.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody. Welcome to the Football Rumble. Good to have you with us. |
| 0:20.0 | Another Champions League |
| 0:21.3 | semi-final first leg has been concluded and it ended at Lettico Madrid won. Arsenal |
| 0:26.3 | won in the Metropolitano in Madrid. Not a classic, but there was drama. Vish, one all it |
| 0:33.6 | finished. What did you make of the, what did you make of the game? |
| 0:42.6 | It wasn't as different a game to last night as I feared it would be. |
| 0:42.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.8 | I feel like we spoke about it before we went live about how there were actually quite a few incidents. |
| 0:49.0 | Bit of chicanery, you're going to get that. |
| 0:50.9 | Yes. |
| 0:53.2 | I... |
| 0:53.2 | Straight with the comparisons to last night. Yeah, no, no, no. Because I think, like, what people enjoyed of last night was it felt like an antidote to basically this game that everyone fit. This alien versus predator of a Champions League semifinal. And it wasn't that, though, was it? Is this why they planned it? So the second leg of PSV Byron would be after this one? Yeah, you know, some people say like, you know, actually, whenever I go to a restaurant, I have dessert first. That was dessert. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah, I mean, one all ultimately is not a bad result for Arsenal, considering at times, at times, not all the time, but at times |
| 1:27.7 | they were, you're just slightly second best, if you see what, I mean, I think one team was |
| 1:32.8 | particularly on top than the other. But if you think about it, I mean, Adam and Luchman alone |
| 1:38.9 | had some chances, did he not in the game? Arsenal obviously went one-nil up with the Victor Jokrash penalty. I mean, that was the first sort of big incident of the game. Arsenal obviously went 1-0 up with the Victor Jokoresh penalty. |
| 1:46.4 | I mean, that was the first sort of big incident of the game, I suppose, |
| 1:50.0 | people asking already on the comments, among some other questions, |
| 1:54.3 | including this from Wilnoor, Linson. |
| 1:57.0 | Is Martin Keown's notepad big enough? |
| 1:58.8 | I mean, I don't know. |
| 2:00.4 | But a lot of people... Martin Keown's notepad sounds enough? I mean, I don't know. But a lot of people... |
| 2:01.6 | Martin Keown's not like a name of a horse. It does a little bit, yeah. That can jump quite hard, just a bit higher than Rude Van Nistleroy's horse. Also a horse. Yes, exactly, yeah. See, it all makes sense in the end. A lot of people are asking about the penalties, though. Let's talk about the first one, Victor Joccheris. |
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