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Fire Podcast. Do I sound like Death Chris? You don't really sound that different.

Really? Am I only nice? I sound like fucking dead. Everybody always sounds worse

than they're on head, man. Yeah. Are are heat unfortunately at the crib? Like we're

very fortunate we live in a nice house. I love many many things about the house. The heating

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Yeah. I'm like right in between. I'm like pushing. I'm doing way too long as I was about

15 now. I'm really stretching it when I get to 25. Look at your hair lady. So anyway,

it's 64-ish degrees in our house. Yeah. The heat is as cranked as it gets. We have

this floor heating which sounds very luxurious. The heating always is a pain in the face.

Yeah. No. And it's like, oh, you heated floors. Ooh. You did floors. Guess fucking what?

They suck. He did floor is matter. One place where they're really fucking good. The bathroom.

No. No. No. Where if heated floors work? The garage. The driveway. Fukushima. Yeah.

Natural. Natural heated floor. I just watched the Martian. You ever see the Martian? No.

He fucking heats his lunar, his rotemars rover thing. He heats it with the decaying plutonium

because he doesn't have a heater. Yeah. You see Revenant? No, we were just talking about

Revenant. Is it like surviving the game or with a bear? Is that pretty much what it is? Yeah.

I mean, it's like it's a survival movie that he's not just in one spot. Like he's like, it's

really, really awkward? The spare scene is intense. Landmark. Okay. It's all right. So I'll go see it.

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