We're Tomo Lorenzo.

And this is the pop style opinion fest.

Hello, Gittins.

Welcome back to another edition of the PSO.

I am the T-N-Yot-Yot-Loh, Tom Fitzgerald, and I'm here with the low-and-your-teilo, Lorenzo, my cousin's my lovely husband.

Hello.

I'm wonderful.

Believe it or not, it's the day after Valentine's Day, we're recording this on the weekend,

and we just got finished putting our Christmas decorations away.

We just did it today.

That is a horrible record for us.

It's usually gone by January 15th.

But we've been busy.

Busy boys in this little house.

We had things to talk about today.

Some lightly TV stuff and some angry political stuff.

I'm sorry to have to say, but this is the world that we live in now.

Before we get into it, anything you want to talk about? We didn't do anything for Valentine's Day because we've been together for 100 years. I explained that to you many times. I don't like to be put on a spot like that, that you are at a restaurant, and everybody knows why you're there. I just don't like that. I think if you're dating someone, whatever. I mean, if you... Valentine's is for dating couples.

Yeah, I think so. If you're dating someone... It's for moms and dads who need a fucking night out because their kids are driving them crazy. And I'm saying all that with respect. No, I'm saying that's who it's for. I just don't like when you're there and the way to look at you and they know exactly why you're there. I just hate that. I don't think we've done a Valentine's dinner out.

I don't know. It's been a long time. And there, I don't know. I think in recent years, because we're so damn domestic and old and been together forever, I think in recent years we did, I would make stuff. I would make us, you know, bake a little cake or whatever.

But my niece's wedding is coming up later this month and we just got off of six weeks of

entertaining Lorenzo's family with food, food, food. And we're like, oh my God, we have to fit in suits

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