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Jimmy's president Joe Biden oh mr. President how's he how you doing pal

Jimmy I'm doing great I'm having a great day writing the wave of last

night stay the union address what mr. President that was over a month ago

while it seems like it literally in the way that my mind now process time

also appears a great mystery may soon be solved

and what and and what is that who blew up the Nord two pipeline

what a mystery such a mystery that is who can have done that mr. President

well that's right just what we're trying to do to bottom up Jimmy as I said

reporters I have vowed to spend the rest of my life looking for the Nord two

killers I see now you had previously asserted that Russia was responsible for

blowing up its own pipeline was that based on any evidence no well then why

did you say that because it's morally true Russia is bad and they must be seen

as bad if anything bad that happens is because they did do you really expect the

American people to fall for this are you kidding it works every time but now this

New York Times report just came out saying that a pro Ukraine group was

responsible for the bombing this would seem to exonerate Russia at least if if

you're putting any stock in it are you well I'm not abandoning my Russia

assertion but this theory could work to both could work Russia and pro Ukrainian

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