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I'm Bobby Finger.

I'm Lindsay Weber.

And this is my favorite tweet of last week.

It's actually, I guess, Friday?

You're going to read a tweet now?

Is that what we're going to do?

Okay.

The Daily Mail has mixed up the captions on a Gwyneth Paltrow in Chris Martin's story

with images of a man surfing with his dog, and I'm screaming.

And there are these photos of a man, not a celebrity, a man on a surfboard with a dog,

a beautiful little golden retriever.

That's great.

And there are four photos in each of the captions.

Here's one, a man with a dog caption, moving on, following their split, Gwyneth and Chris

have since moved on to new relationships.

And then the next one, a man surfing, the dog is sort of like in repose on the front

of the surfboard, and the man is actually surfing.

Uncoupling.

In 2014, the couple announced their shocking decision to consciously uncooper.

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