Hey mum, come and have a look at this, I've got something to show you.

Oh God, what do you want now Arthur?

Go on, read it out.

Mummy's boy with Arthur Hill, a brand new podcast starring Arthur Hill and his mother,

at least, what the bloody hell is this?

I've signed the subject to a podcast, see, this is the contract.

Oh Arthur!

It's Mummy's boy.

Mummy's boy is my new podcast where I head back home each week to catch up with my mum

and help bring her into the 21st century.

Listen to Mummy's boy every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts.

Acust is a home of podcasting, including such shows as The Girls Barthram,

The Magnus Archives, and the one you're listening to right now.

When is the last time you've seen him?

What, four years back?

He had to have met four days.

He did not mean that he hasn't seen his kids in four years.

It sounds bad, but there's a lot more to it.

Do you get to FaceTime mum and stuff?

No.

No contact.

Oh she caught my whole family out.

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