Rage Against the Machine Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Rage Against the Machine is an example of why A.I. is going to eliminate the human species as soon as we turn it on because we are clearly too stupid and illogical to be making decisions that impact the universe. Rage Against the Machine can't be real, right? This is like that "Berenstein" Bears thing. A shared cultural hallucination, in which, some-crazy-how, a band who chose this name was able to get away with ANY OF THIS?!?! RIGHT?!??! PLEASE?!??!

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0:00.0	This band is called Rage Against The Machine and they are signed to a major label that's
0:18.0	the end of this episode.
0:19.4	Thank you very much.
0:21.4	Rage Against The Machine sucks and stuff.
0:23.8	If they're your favorite band, you suck too.
0:25.6	So yeah, shorter this episode ever.
0:28.1	Done.
0:29.1	You're a great day.
0:30.1	Great.
0:31.1	You're a good day.
0:32.1	Yeah.
0:33.1	Oh, cool.
0:34.1	Did you work today?
0:35.1	Just kidding.
0:36.1	You don't have a fucking job.
0:37.1	You're like actually raging against the machine.
0:39.2	I am.
0:40.2	You are legitimately living.
0:43.7	You are not signed to a major label.
0:46.3	I'm not owned by Sony because Epic was or is, I don't know if they even exist anymore,
0:51.9	probably long gone.
0:53.3	But did you know that it's okay that they were signed to Epic because they said we had
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